Lai. cuoi^' tuan^`

Sang' day chui vao` may' cai' forum, nhat nhanh. dc may' cau^ quote hay kinh di., ha' ha' ha', moi` ba` kon cung` thuong thuc'

1. Can I have your photo so I can show santa what I want 4 Christmas?
2. I lost my phone number, can I have urs?
3. Nobody's perfect, therefore I must be nobody
4. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.  ;)
5. We start our group
    Our circle of friends
    And like that circle
    There is no beginning or end

6. Life is like a toilet paper; the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

7. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

8. If it's true that we are here to help others,
    then, what exactly are the others here for?

9. Since the light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright  until you hear them speak.
10. Money is not everything.....
      There are Mastercard & Visa !

11. The wise never marry,
       and when they marry they become otherwise.   

12. Children in backseats cause accidents
      Accidents in backseats cause children .

13."Your future depends on your dreams"
       So go to sleep

Nice statements:

1. My girl-friend asked me to tell her I loved her while kissing her
2. We will have everything if we have a thing called "everything".
3. Raise your hand if you're not here.
4. My mom and my aunt look like sisters!
5. This dog being looked from the left is really a dog!
6. Ladies and gentlemen, I want to announce that we don't have any announcement yet. So when there is announcement, I will go here and announce.
7. Open your eyes and hear this carefully!  (!)
8. I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pyjamas, and put on my prayers.
    Turned off the bed, and jumped into light, all because you kissed me goodnight.
9. "Don't be afraid of being your self, the people who matter don't care; the people that care don't matter."
10. Sometimes I talk to myself because I'm the only one who listen to.
11. Did I look like I cared? Oops.... Let me try again...
12. Remember, when someone's annoying you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to slap them down.
13. Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
14.   4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep
15. Loved by some,
      Hated by many,
      Envied by most,
      but wanted by many
16. Why do people report power outages on TV?
17. I don't like common sense because it's not very common.
18. Take my advice, I don't need it anyways
19. You're unique, just like everyone else
20. I'm so hot that when I go outside the snow melts


          He` he`, lai. cuoi' tuan` roi`, toi' wa di ngu luk 8h, sang day luk 6h, som' the' ko biet'. Kho^?, co' nam` cung~ co' gap lai. dc anh Ly' trong jac' mo* dau^, hehe. Hom wa lam` bai` Math test nhu* do hoi, luk dau` tinh vi ngoi` choi, den' khi con` 15' moi' realized minh` lam` dc co' 1/2, hic hic, the' la` cam' dau` vao` lam`, extra ko kiem' dc, lai. con` bi. nham` de` bai` bai` 2, dau kho^? dau kho^?. Bai` test lop' eco dc co' 42/50, nghi~ da~ thay' chan', luc' nhan^. bai` con` bi. khung? hoang? nua~, ai ze` luk sau, nghe bon. no' hoi nhau dc bn diem, dua' keu 30, dua' keu 34.., ong^ Dick moi' keu "The highest score is 42 or something..." Minh` jat^. minh` 1 cai', ac, 42 ma` nhat^' lop' ?? ha' ha' ha', nhung du` gi` thi` cung~ van^~ bi. B, bai` article con` bi. 5/10 chu', damn.  thoi^ co^' ca' kiem' may' kai' extra points vay^.