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This is an actual email the CFO of a small insurance company in San Francisco sent out to all the
employees.
Fellow Business Executives:
As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned
myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our next President, and that
our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate
for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an
increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase
our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have
to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at
me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how
to choose who will have to go.. So, this is what I did. I strolled thru
our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars
and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't
think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted
change; I gave it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
