1. An Arabian was interviewed at the US Embassy.
-Consul: What is your name ?
-Arab. : Abdul Aziz .
-Consul: Sex ?
-Arab.: Six to twelve times a week .
- Consul: I mean, Male or female ?
- Arab.: Both male and female, sometimes even camels .
- Consul: Holy cow!
- Arab.: Yes, cows and dogs too .
- Consul: Man, isn''t it hostile ?
- Arab.: Horse style, dog style, any style .
- Consul: Oh dear !
- Arab.: Deer? No deer, they run too fast .
2. Cu Ninh wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Cu Ninh got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.
Cu Ninh said, "I''ll be fast. I''ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I''ll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won''t even be able to get his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
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lalala~ 16:37 25-08-2009
baychua5106387@yahoo.com.vn 10:43 23-12-2008
thanks