WIFE VS . GIRLFRIEND

WIFE is like TV . GIRLFRIEND is like CELL [phone di động ]
At home watch tv , go out bring cell .
No money sell tv .
Got money change cell
Sometimes enjoy tv , but most of the time play with cell.
TV free for life , but cell ... if you dont pay , the service will be terminated
TV is big , bulky and most of the time old .
But cell is cute , slim , curvy and very portable at any time .
Operation cost for tv is often acceptable , but for Cell ... is hight and often demanding .
TV got remote , CELL ... doesnt have !
Most important , Cell is 2 ways . comunication[talk and listen ], but with TV you must listen to it { either you want to hear or not ]
Last but not least .
TV doent have virus , but CELL ... yes they do have virus !
If you would like to run the risk of having fun then CELL , otherwise if you want to play safe then its better to stay with TV .